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Phys(ics)Geek
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"In preparation for mojo-fest 2004..."
What comes to mind when you hear.. ..snow?: Don't eat it unless it's white. ..rain?: It has ruined many a round of golf. ..tornado?: Rednecks on TV going "SHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!" ..summer love?: Does this exist? ..Jon?: Best friend in High School. ..Mike?: A physics major that likes Evercrack. ..Shea?: A stadium. ..banana?: Monkey. ..dizzy?: How much did I drink last night? ..Laura?: I dated a girl named Laura once... she bit me. ..Juan?: Kid whose brother smoked too much pot and threw up in Calculus in high school. ..car?: There's nothing that says 'mojo' more than a 1991 white Toyota Camry with a missing hubcap and a bumper that says "I read your email." ..white?: Michael Jackson. ..peppermint?: Does my breath stink? ..New Found Glory?: "Shit warmed over?" ..placebo?: obecalp ..orange juice?: Citric Acid! Oh yeah! ..candid camera?: Why do they ALWAYS show a middle aged dude getting shmacked in the wang with a baseball? Honestly, it's funny... but when it happens to you, from then on it just makes you want to vomit. ..sister?: "I swear man, I didn't know she was your sister." *blacks out* ..brother?: E-dub ..hate?: CHEMISTS! ..school?: lab. ..President?: Dubya! ..football?: I used to be a tight-end... hmm... I used to have a girlfriend too... ..rap?: Iggy Pop ..pop?: Jay-Z ..rock?: Beethoven ..punk?: Cat Stevens ..sex?: "Yes, please?" ..death?: Squirrels. ..baby?: Shouldn't this be after "sex" and much before "death"? ..duuude?: I STOLE YOUR CAR YOU STONER SONOFABITCH!!! ..the end?: "I am the very model of a amodern major general..." I'm weird. I have a date and it's going to take me HOURS to get ready for it (because I'm going to the lab first!). Peace. Feeling:
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